Zombies...Hey, it could happen

If you know me at all, then you know I believe a zombie attack is a definite possibility. At some point in the future a zombie-like virus could spread rendering life as we know it to resemble 28 Days Later or Dawn of the Dead. Some of you don't believe it and thats fine, but know I certainly will be prepared should that day ever come. Now I won't share my zombie survival plan with you, lest you copy me or tell others and thus minimize my chances of survival. But you should try to make an escape plan just in case the worst happens. Oh and I've found an "article" that only strengthens my beliefs that this could happen. So when the undead come to eat your brains don't come knockin' at my door, cause I'll be there with a loaded shotgun and no time to ask questions. I tried to warn ya...
Fine, in a effort to save you guys, my friends, I'll guide you to some help. If you are smart enough to find this then you deserve to live. If not, I guess you were fucked anyway. I've never read this (click here) before, but it may help you. Good Luck and Godspeed

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Caption this photo. Oh, and the girl is holding what I think is a fish. Click the pic to see a larger image.

No more freeloading Kevin

Thats it. I'm done letting people use my internet for free. I mean when I was waiting to get my internet hooked up I was using my neighbors' wireless connection. But I was going to get my own. I'm sick of this mystery Kevin in my building using my internet. If I have to pay for it why shouldn't he. Unless he starts slipping a check under my door every month, no deal. And when I set up my wireless router I know I password protected it. It wouldn't piss me off so much if he wasn't effing up my connection. Whenever he gets on my internet goes all aflutter and sometimes cuts me off. He thinks I don't know, but my iTunes shows other users sharing music on my network. And last I checked there were no Kevins in my apartment. So Kevin, no more internet. Go buy your own.

End rant

And just so you know I am not mean, and in the spirit of sharing the wealth I did let him use my internet for months (probably the better part of a year). But all good things must come to an end.


And for those of you piggybacking on someone else's internet connection, be careful about sharing your iTunes music, lest the person find out and cut you off.

I want my TV

Okay so you guys know how I feel about television. I am obsessed. So in case any of you are like me you are wondering what is gonna happen to your precious TV shows because of the WGA strike. Here's a link to a site listing the status of some shows.

Support the writers!

Celebs are funny

Celebrities are so funny. First Britney told the paparazzi to "eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!" And now Amy Winehouse called her fans "monkey cunts." And just to be clear, yes a monkey cunt is worse than a regular cunt, but better than a manatee cunt.

Random thought: when did we start regularly calling the celebrity press, paparazzi? I don't think I had never really used that term until Princess Di was killed. I wonder what I called them before....Oh I know...photographers.

Damn that rap music

My friend K and I were discussing the state of rap music today. (In case you were wondering, we were disgusted.) I mentioned how although offensive, I thought one line in a song was lyrically, very clever. K says:

I seriously can't imagine these rappers sitting around a table and saying to each other, "you know, I think instead of the word 'woman,' let's insert the word 'bitch.' Because, according to the latest marketing demographics, those suburban white kids are snapping this stuff up. And, as a young black male, I want to give off the impression to other white males my age that it is, indeed, OK to oppress and slander young black females, equally of our age. hmmmm....let's call up our agent and put together a test audience to see if this works. Bill, can we get some more coffee please? Thank you."

Funniest. shit. ever.

Thanks for letting me post this K.

Did I miss something

Music is very confusing these days. I bought a song that I thought was about finding love. Turns out it was really about a guy at a club finding a bitch to fuck. Who knew?

Keep on fakin' the funk

You say you wish people would be themselves but in reality people are kind of jerky. If everyone were themselves douchebaggery would reign supreme. So everyone should keep on being fake, besides I like your fake personality way better. In reality you suck.

I'll tell you where I've been

I've realized why I haven't had as much to blog about. I'm too preoccupied with my status messages on Facebook and Gchat. Instead of blogging my random thoughts, I'm summing them up in quick little blurbs to put as my status. I'll work on that. Sorry :(