Did you hear about he wild ass homecoming dance in Sonoma County? I swear these kids are getting worse and worse. The school suspended all dances because after the dance they found x-tacy, other drugs, and condoms on the gym floor. I mean seriously, what types of dances are these. And apparently during the dance there was lots of "freak dancing" which they defined as a "bump and grind form of intimacy." On a side note, why do old people call it "freak dancing" its called freaking. Maybe dances have gotten more graphic than since I've been in school, but I don't recall people having sex next to me as I was dancing. I think I would remember something like that. And this is Sonoma County, these rural suburbanite kids are getting nastier and wilder every damn day. Someone needs to beat some sense into them cause this is outta control. The real question is where were the chaperones? Cause believe me, if I was chaperoning a dance I'd notice people having sex and tripping off drugs.
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Condoms? Freaking? Geez... kids these days HAVING kids these days! And we condone it all! I say we form a coalition (like the Minute Men) and chaperone all these alleged homecomings. Together we could crack down on these kids and return society back to a time where homecoming was about buying a pretty dress, wearing a tuxedo, picking your date up in your parent's car and a simple kiss goodnight. Fuck, what happened to romance?!?
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