I'm just sayin'

Y'all know me and know that I'm extremely lazy (I like rides home from school). This laziness keeps me occupied on the couch a lot, so I wouldn't mind someone doing stuff for me...a lot of stuff. So I'm just sayin', if we were allowed to have slaves, I'd have them. I know that sounds bad, but I don't mean slave slaves, more like indentured servants, but with a little less freedom.