It never fails. Every single time I go to a club I get molested by a creepy person. Twice this weekend alone. The first night a person licked my face. LICKED MY FACE! Who in the hell licks people's faces. It was all I could do to not throw my drink on my face to sterilize it. But I didn't, it was an expensive drink. Then last night, I was dancing with a guy for a few songs. He started to get too aggressive so I said bye and he thanked me for the dances and leaned in for a hug. So I hugged him and as we pulled away he turned his face and stuck his tongue in my mouth. VOMIT. Seriously, what the fuck is up with people's tongues and my face? I still feel dirty.
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That is like this one time when some girl BIT my shoulder!!! Oh wait... that was you... :)
HAHHAHAHAA oh yeah, i forgot about that. But that was different. I've had my shots.
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