High class hooker or Street hustlin pro?

I'm worth $1,132 per hour in bed. How much are you worth?

typical whitey

As a black person, I loooove telling white jokes and now white people are horning in on my act. They've got blogs dedicated to making fun of themselves. Ain't that just like a white person, taking something black people created and calling it their own. Bastards!

stuff white people like

black people love us

Best DJ ever

My brother, D Money, is the BEST DJ in Davis. You should listen to his show, Walk with Me. They play true hip hop. To hear his DJing genius, near the top left, click the mp3 stream right underneath "miss this show".

Think you're smart? Prove it!

Remember how we were all traumatized by The Impossible Quiz? Well I've got something else for you. A bit of a brain teaser, but I promise, it is solvable, although I have yet to solve it. I'll post the answer as soon as I figure it out, I just refuse to cheat.

Good Luck my friends and I'm sorry for giving you a new addiction.

Everybody has to Cross the River [The River IQ Game]

Yes its in Japanese, but here are the instructions:

• Only 2 persons on the raft at a time
• The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's presence
• The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's presence
• The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the Policeman is not there
• Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft

To start click on the big blue circle on the right.
To move the people click on them. To move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river.

It begins...

UPDATE: Here is the answer. Highlight it to read it.

Remember this is one of 2 options. For the other answer switch the girls for the boys and Mom for Dad.

1. Cop & Thief
2. Cop
3. Cop & Girl 1
4. Cop & Thief
5. Mom & Girl 2
6. Mom
7. Mom & Dad
8. Dad
9. Cop & Thief
10. Mom
11. Dad & Mom
12. Dad
13. Dad & Son 1
14. Cop & Thief
15. Cop & Son 2
16. Cop
17. Cop & Thief

Test your knowledge

I missed 5! One was a state I had visited, thats a daggone shame. Let's see how well you do.

Name 50 states in 10 minutes. Good luck. And don't forget to tell me how many you get.

Update: Lailah, the modest genius, got all the states with a whopping 7 minutes and 39 seconds left. That definitely deserves an "isi". Congrats!

Link of the day

The Impossible Quiz
Click here, then click "PLAY THIS GAME"

I don't know why I said "link of the day". It's not like I have a link every day. I might have to change the title to link of the moment.

Anyway, if your bored or need something to occupy your time try this. Its the impossible quiz and its awesome. Awesomely hard. I think I stopped around #15, I needed a break. But its fun so just try it, at least twice.

UPDATE: Here is a site containing the answers. Only use it if you get really, really stuck or else that would be cheating. Click here then scroll down and you'll see it.

I'm stuck at #66 now, but I'm gonna stop and study. And then I'll be back with a vengeance. And no I'm not gonna peek at the answers.