R.I.P part 2

Just to clarify, I do think it is a shame that Heath Ledger died, I just can't believe some people have a stronger reaction to his death than to people dying in droves across the globe. Wait, actually I can believe that, I just think its sad.

So to show I am not a heartless bitch: Heath Ledger in memoriam:





And some others who we should be thinking of as well:






My heart goes out to all of these families. Its a terrible thing to lose a loved one.

R.I.P

Heath Ledger died today, most likely from drugs. Young life wasted. I couldn't get on Perez Hilton to get my daily gossip fix. I assume because everyone was anxious to read about Ledger's death. Not that Ledger's death isn't sad but I seem to never have had a problem getting on CNN when its announced that thousands across the world have died. American soldiers, Iraqi civilians, genocide in Darfur, murdered Kenyans.


1 [famous] druggie person died today. R.I.P Heath
685 Kenyans have been murdered and 255,000 driven from their homes
Over 26,000 children across the world died today, mostly from preventable diseases.
300,000 have died in Darfur.
9.7 million children, under the age of 5, die per year; again, mostly from preventable causes.

Cry over that.


Save Darfur
UNICEF
International Rescue Committee

Martin Luther King, Jr. Day

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
January 15, 1929 - April 4, 1968

Make my dreams come true

Excerpts from the I Have a Dream Speech. So much has changed and yet so much is still the same...

But one hundred years later, we must face the tragic fact that the Negro is still not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. So we have come here today to dramatize an appalling condition.

. . .

But there is something that I must say to my people who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force. The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny and their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom. We cannot walk alone.

. . .

I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood.

. . .

I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

. . .

When we let freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, "Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

MLK Day - a rant

Why does it seem that every Martin Luther King, Jr. street, in any city, is always located in a bad neighborhood?

A sure bet

Giants vs Packers

I'm just sayin'

Y'all know me and know that I'm extremely lazy (I like rides home from school). This laziness keeps me occupied on the couch a lot, so I wouldn't mind someone doing stuff for me...a lot of stuff. So I'm just sayin', if we were allowed to have slaves, I'd have them. I know that sounds bad, but I don't mean slave slaves, more like indentured servants, but with a little less freedom.

Cheers to honesty

Yeah, yeah I've been M.I.A for months, don't judge me. Anyways back to it.

You all know I am a big fan of being honest, well bluntly honest, which can get me into trouble at times. So the other night I was out at the Starlight Room, really an experience and everyone should go once. So this old guy (okay 37) offers to buy me a drink. Now I am not in the least bit interested in him, but the drinks there were so expensive. So I told him, "I'll let you buy me a drink, but this isn't going to go anywhere. We can hang out while I drink it." Some people thought that was rude. I thought it was being honest. So we hang out, I finish the drink and bid him adieu, actually I hide in the bathroom for a bit because he becomes creepy. At the end of the evening, when the place closed, I got into an elevator that he happened to be on. Ugh. He asks if he can get my number. I tell him no. And he says "well then, can we fuck?"

Cheers to honesty.

Who doesn't love a hairless pussy?

Mr. Bigglesworth of Austin Powers fame is considered a hairless cat, but he is not actually hairless. Sphynx cats have very fine hair. However, there is new breed of cat, a true hairless, called a Kohona. Apparently they feel like a warm candle. Take a gander, if you can handle it...

If you wanna see more (sickie) click here.

Have you had "the talk" with your kids?

Always use protection.
And get vaccinated.
Circle, circle, dot, dot...

Motivation to study

A little boy told his father "school is dumb, I don't need these dumb classes to succeed." "Son," the father said, "let me tell you a story about a baby bird.

Baby bird's momma kept tryna teach him how to fly but he didn’t want to learn. He said 'why fly when I can just walk.' One day a hunter was shooting at the bird family's nest and all the birds flew away except for baby bird who couldn’t fly. Baby bird tried to fly but fell to the ground and broke his wing and legs. The hunter took baby bird home to his fat little daughter. She squeezed baby bird so hard his head damn near popped off. Baby bird spent the rest of his days injured and being manhandled by the hunter's fat daughter.

So you see son, if you don't do your lessons you're gonna end up crippled and stuck with a fat woman all your life. Shit, that’s how I ended up with your momma."

Zombies...Hey, it could happen

If you know me at all, then you know I believe a zombie attack is a definite possibility. At some point in the future a zombie-like virus could spread rendering life as we know it to resemble 28 Days Later or Dawn of the Dead. Some of you don't believe it and thats fine, but know I certainly will be prepared should that day ever come. Now I won't share my zombie survival plan with you, lest you copy me or tell others and thus minimize my chances of survival. But you should try to make an escape plan just in case the worst happens. Oh and I've found an "article" that only strengthens my beliefs that this could happen. So when the undead come to eat your brains don't come knockin' at my door, cause I'll be there with a loaded shotgun and no time to ask questions. I tried to warn ya...
Fine, in a effort to save you guys, my friends, I'll guide you to some help. If you are smart enough to find this then you deserve to live. If not, I guess you were fucked anyway. I've never read this (click here) before, but it may help you. Good Luck and Godspeed

Caption this

Caption this photo. Oh, and the girl is holding what I think is a fish. Click the pic to see a larger image.

No more freeloading Kevin

Thats it. I'm done letting people use my internet for free. I mean when I was waiting to get my internet hooked up I was using my neighbors' wireless connection. But I was going to get my own. I'm sick of this mystery Kevin in my building using my internet. If I have to pay for it why shouldn't he. Unless he starts slipping a check under my door every month, no deal. And when I set up my wireless router I know I password protected it. It wouldn't piss me off so much if he wasn't effing up my connection. Whenever he gets on my internet goes all aflutter and sometimes cuts me off. He thinks I don't know, but my iTunes shows other users sharing music on my network. And last I checked there were no Kevins in my apartment. So Kevin, no more internet. Go buy your own.

End rant

And just so you know I am not mean, and in the spirit of sharing the wealth I did let him use my internet for months (probably the better part of a year). But all good things must come to an end.


And for those of you piggybacking on someone else's internet connection, be careful about sharing your iTunes music, lest the person find out and cut you off.

I want my TV

Okay so you guys know how I feel about television. I am obsessed. So in case any of you are like me you are wondering what is gonna happen to your precious TV shows because of the WGA strike. Here's a link to a site listing the status of some shows.

Support the writers!

Celebs are funny

Celebrities are so funny. First Britney told the paparazzi to "eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!" And now Amy Winehouse called her fans "monkey cunts." And just to be clear, yes a monkey cunt is worse than a regular cunt, but better than a manatee cunt.

Random thought: when did we start regularly calling the celebrity press, paparazzi? I don't think I had never really used that term until Princess Di was killed. I wonder what I called them before....Oh I know...photographers.

Damn that rap music

My friend K and I were discussing the state of rap music today. (In case you were wondering, we were disgusted.) I mentioned how although offensive, I thought one line in a song was lyrically, very clever. K says:

I seriously can't imagine these rappers sitting around a table and saying to each other, "you know, I think instead of the word 'woman,' let's insert the word 'bitch.' Because, according to the latest marketing demographics, those suburban white kids are snapping this stuff up. And, as a young black male, I want to give off the impression to other white males my age that it is, indeed, OK to oppress and slander young black females, equally of our age. hmmmm....let's call up our agent and put together a test audience to see if this works. Bill, can we get some more coffee please? Thank you."

Funniest. shit. ever.

Thanks for letting me post this K.

Did I miss something

Music is very confusing these days. I bought a song that I thought was about finding love. Turns out it was really about a guy at a club finding a bitch to fuck. Who knew?

Keep on fakin' the funk

You say you wish people would be themselves but in reality people are kind of jerky. If everyone were themselves douchebaggery would reign supreme. So everyone should keep on being fake, besides I like your fake personality way better. In reality you suck.

I'll tell you where I've been

I've realized why I haven't had as much to blog about. I'm too preoccupied with my status messages on Facebook and Gchat. Instead of blogging my random thoughts, I'm summing them up in quick little blurbs to put as my status. I'll work on that. Sorry :(