Traffic Lights Gone Mad

I don't know why but I love this video.




Go Green!!!

Reality TV

Gawd I love reality TV. Just when I think people can't get any dumber… they do. Right now I'm watching MTV's Sweet Sixteen and this girl Amberly (figures) needs the perfect dress for her party. So she flies all the way to Paris to find her dream dress. Daddy hires a personal shopper to take them around to all the fancy Parisian stores. Turns out Amberly doesn't like Parisian fashion. Amberly asks the shopper don't you have any "like Americanish stores." The shopper looks at her like I did, no fool this is Paris. Only an idiot would go all the way to Paris to look for American clothes. (Everyone knows for American fashion you go to Wal-Mart) These shows are great for when you're down in the dumps. When you watch them you realize "my God I am so much better than them." Instant mood raiser. Gawd I love reality TV!

2007 Elections!!!!!!!!!!

Okay so my school is having elections. I want to be Treasurer. I have the experience I'm just not sure if I can handle the whole pressure of elections. The mudslinging, the accusing commercials, the scandals. I can't take it. I had 2 bad experiences with elections in the past.

The first was in 8th Grade. I wanted to be Student Council President. It was between me and two others who we will call Jeff and Hilary. Hilary never had a chance, she was too crazy. But Jeff and I each had a fair shot. I figure we were about neck and neck even though my posters were better, but then came the final blow. It was the day of the election and I thought my wonderful spirit was enough to win me the election. But noooooo, Jeff brought candy and gave it to everyone who could vote. People came up to me and asked where my candy was. I said I didn't bring any, and they just shrugged and walked off. Needless to say, Jeff won the election. That was when I knew politics were tainted and bribes reigned supreme. How was I supposed to know candy could make you a winner. But that lesson has never left me. Especially as now, even at law school, you can't really get students to stop by your table even if you have something valuable for them, if you don't have candy.

Oh yeah, I did say I had a second election experience. In my junior year of high school we had to run in groups, like President, VP, Secretary & Treasurer. Suffice it to say I was in one group, that randomly disbanded halfway through campaigning and I joined another. Well we won, but for the whole year I never really knew if I was the Secretary or the Treasurer. I'm pretty sure it didn't matter.

But if you know who I am, vote for me for Treasurer, I do have experience (and no I'm not talking about in high school).

Shopping List

The top 5 reasons I hate shopping...

5. People in the express lane not expressing it. Talking on the phone, not paying attention, holding up the line. Hello we are in a rush.
4. People who can't drive shopping carts and crash into you.
3. People who let their kids run wild in the stores and run into you, block your way, scream, or drive carts when they are 5 and can't see.
2. People, in the parking lot, backing up, not looking behind them, but looking at the plate of food they are eating while driving in reverse, and then almost hit an old woman, while never noticing anything.
And the top reason I hate going shopping....
1. Cause I'm lazy and I hate going anywhere.

Kitty Licker

I don't know why but I like this picture.

Air Force One

So I was watching Air Force One this weekend and in 2 scenes these guys gave their lives for the President. One a pilot flew his plane in front of the missile so it would blow him up not the President's plane. And another guy jumped in front of the bullet to save the President, he wasn't even Secret Service. Could you do that? Granted I didn't sign up for that type of job but I didn't realize it was the Secretary of whatever's duty to do that. You have to be super devoted. Plus what if you are in the Secret Service assigned to protect Bush and you are a Democrat. You gotta really love the guy or be super dedicated. I realized I will never be a secret service agent. Fuggedaboutit

The following post is for adults only

WATCH OUT!!! Sort of graphic image contained below. Don't open it in front of your mother.

Fruit Basket

Yes, graphic isn't it, well imagine my surprise when that popped up on my screen in class. I could barely contain my laughter. I was just googling images of that show Bananas in Pajamas. I clicked the link, the picture seemed innocent enough. Then kablam, banana weenie.

M&Ms are colorist - yeah I said it

Those freaking theives. Yeah the M&M people, they robbed me. I bought a pack of king size peanut M&Ms from a vending machine, which I had to pay $1.25 for (rip-off). Then I open them and its like a sea of orange M&Ms. Every handful was all orange except 2 or 3. There was only 1 blue and 2 browns. Blue and brown are my favorite flavors. I know there are these RUMORS that all M&M colors taste the same but I don't buy it. Brown was my favorite and when they had people vote on a new color I voted for blue (see I participate in the democratic process). So you can see why I'm pissed. I was robbed of my favorite colors and had to force down those sick oranges. I am so angry. I am going to write them a letter. The back of the wrapper says satisfaction guaranteed or they will replace it. We shall see. Plus one of the oranges looked like it was giving birth to a second deformed M&M. Gross. I won't even go into the time I bought from a vending machine right next to a coffee machine and all the candy was soft.

Isn't he lovely

As many of you know I went on a cruise over break. Well on the last night there was a game called the Quest. I wasn't going to go as the Craps table beckoned me, but my brother and I decided to humor our parents and go. It turned out to be awesome. You formed teams, there must be men and women on both teams and you had to do these tasks the host announced and run up and show him with your team number. Like bring up a piece of fruit, do the splits, a man and woman sharing a men's pair of pants, a man wearing women's shoes, so much stuff it was awesome. One was a man wearing a lady's bra as she would wear it, with no pants and extra points for makeup, a lady's handbag, and ladies shoes. After showing the host the outfits the men had to dance around the room while people put money in their undies. And finally they had a walk off à la Zoolander. My brother was our team rep and here is his clip. (Oh and his friend who happened to be on the cruise posted this video not me.)

New Year's Resolution

A new year, time for new movies. I was going to go see a bunch of movies last year, but somehow it just didn't work out. My new year's resolution is to actually see the movies I want to see, even if I have to go by myself. Who am I kidding I can't go to the movies alone. I'm not emotionally ready for that.

I know I don't want to see Freedom Writers the movie with Hilary Swank as a teacher educating the poor students in urban schools. I am so sick of movies were some white teacher comes in to save the poor minority students from themselves and changing their lives forever. Upchuck. This is just like Dangerous Minds with Michelle Pfeiffer except without a hit song (Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio). As soon as I saw the preview I put it on my no watch list. How come there are no minority teachers saving students. (Yeah there is Stand and Deliver, but that doesn't count) All there is, is 187 with Samuel L. Jackson, and he definitely wasn't saving students. He was too busy killing people.

I kinda want to see Alpha Dog, the Justin Timberlake movie. I didn't want to see it at first but the DMX song in the trailer tricks you. You keep hearing the song, soon you know the words, then you wanna see the movie. But I was saved. I found out that the movie is based on the true story of Jesse James Hollywood and luckily for me I saw one of those tv show thingys about him. Ha now I've saved 8 bucks and don't have to subject myself to seeing JT's skinny white ass acting.

Speaking of skinny white asses, I was on Pink is the New Blog, (love that site) and there was a post about the guy who played Jonathan on Who's the Boss, posting a sex ad online where he shows his junk. Awkward! (if you wanna see the pic you nasty freaks go to Pink and go to the post for Friday January 5, 2007 and click Jonathan a.k.a Danny Pintauro's picture. Be warned. Don't open in front of your grandma.) Update: Due to so many requests I added a direct link. (Ok no requests, but I did it anyway) Warning: You must be 18 or older to click the following 2 links. And they are NSFW: not safe for work. Gross me out 1, Gross me out 2

Oh and I gotta see Children of Men. Looks awesome except the preview says "the BladeRunner for this generation." Too bad I don't know what Bladerunner is.

Hey guys, long time no talk. Well I am on hiatus until my finals are over. I'm just too busy to muse over life's wonderous happenings. But I'll be back mid December if I'm not mentally fried. Meanwhile, I'll leave you with this piece of advice:

Get a Job Hippie!!!!

Wikipedia rules!

This is why I love Wikipedia.

An important fact I just learned about the TV show Three's Company.

"Fifteen years later, after being notified by a viewer, American Nickelodeon network quickly edited an episode where John Ritter's scrotum skin was briefly visible through the bottom of a pair of boxer shorts. "

John Ritter had this to say to the New York Observer when they asked him about the controversy: "I've requested that [Nickelodeon] air both versions, edited and unedited, because sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't."

UPDATE! UPDATE! After some internet research I found a picture of the offending clip. Apparently Nickelodeon didn't want to tell people what episode it was. It was "The Charming Stranger" about a ventriloquist who moves in next door and the roommates think he is a jewel theif. But anyway, the blooper was discovered in 2001 so its been edited ever since so the only way to see it is when it comes out on DVD, if they left it unedited. Rest assured I will be adding it to my queue.

^{http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/ritter.asp}

^{I wonder why I care so much about John Ritter's balls.}

Are you gangsta?

I found this post in the urban dictionary. Just reading it made me crack up

Im from The East Bay Area. Hayward CA. a drug dealer, gun holder, pimp who makes real street Money. and I graduated highschool with a 4.0 so bitch I break all stereotype and u cant say im not gangster cuz I will shoot your snatch ass. BAY BIZNIZ 510 WAT IZ IT. C me in WAR. we stay smashin. SOUTH HAYWARD. HWD. HOW WE DO

a homie wat iz u

nigga strait reppin EAST BAY a GANGSTER at that. Murkn foos and getin dough.

for the Square ass Square Butts
excuse me brah. What do you Represent

O I’m an Eastern Bay Area Region Gangster. killers that make money

Oh you poor, poor boy

Why is this so funny to me? Am I a bad person?

I love it

I know its old but I love this vid, and I just learned how to post it on the blog. Now starts a new wave of videos.

So you think you know it all, huh

I am sick of condescending ass wipes. In some online discussions I have been having one person seems to respond to everyone's comments, not with an actual argument, but with comments on their inadequacy in forming coherent arguments or how they're naïve or their life experience is so small and so confined that they can't possibly understand this situation. He, however, is older so he has a broader perspective. Well sir, you are a jack ass. You don't know it all. He claims that such naiveté will be alleviated with age. Nonsense, I say. His arguments are a bunch of flowery pontifications. Who cares if you're older. Older doesn't mean smarter or wiser. It means you're closer to senility than I am so what the hell do you know. So bite me, if you have any teeth left.

Harrumph!

I'm sure you all know what this is for ( l )

Comedy Shows

I was watching a comedy special, Ralphie May: Girth of a Nation on Comedy Central. It was mildly humorous. Some parts made me laugh out loud others just sucked. But the people in the audience were laughing their asses off, wiping away tears. I kept wondering what the hell they were laughing at, I mean I'm hearing the same jokes they are. My theory is comedy shows are funnier when you are seeing them live.

I have always had a fear of going to comedy shows because you know how the comic teases people in the audience, well I don't want that to be me. So one time my boyfriend and his family got us tickets to go see Ralphie May at a comedy club. Somehow I ended up in the front row with my legs pressed against the stage. I was terrified. But everything started out okay. He told some jokes. Ha ha, but then it happened. We made eye contact and then he made some joke about black women and their hair. And he pointed at me and said something like, "look she has a flower in her hair and its raining outside. You didn't even care, huh, as long as you look cute. Thats dedication." Oh my God I was so embarrased cause everyone in the audience started staring at me and I couldn't escape. BUT then he made up for it cause he said my hair was cute and I looked like Janet Jackson when she was on Good Times. So I guess that evened it out.

But I still fear comedy shows because I just knew if I ever went they would tell a joke about me and it happened. Its bound to happen again, because it wasn't painful enough.

Lesson: If you go to a comedy show, don't sit in the front row and don't wear flowers in your hair if its raining. You are asking for it.

More about my other irrational fears later. I have many.

This is what you call a homecoming?

Did you hear about he wild ass homecoming dance in Sonoma County? I swear these kids are getting worse and worse. The school suspended all dances because after the dance they found x-tacy, other drugs, and condoms on the gym floor. I mean seriously, what types of dances are these. And apparently during the dance there was lots of "freak dancing" which they defined as a "bump and grind form of intimacy." On a side note, why do old people call it "freak dancing" its called freaking. Maybe dances have gotten more graphic than since I've been in school, but I don't recall people having sex next to me as I was dancing. I think I would remember something like that. And this is Sonoma County, these rural suburbanite kids are getting nastier and wilder every damn day. Someone needs to beat some sense into them cause this is outta control. The real question is where were the chaperones? Cause believe me, if I was chaperoning a dance I'd notice people having sex and tripping off drugs.

Whitey + Rap = ?

I gotta ask, why is it when I watch some movie and there are a bunch of white teenagers hanging out together, at a party, someone's house, in the car, whatever, Why are they always listening to rap? I would just think that other types of music would be playing in the background. Even if the teens in the film aren't listening to it specifically, its playing in the background, as if to set the scene. And its not just any old rap, not hip hop, but the hardest core rap ever. Some shit they don't even play in "black movies." Its kind of scary. Is this what white teens are really listening to? Feel free to answer or explain this phenomenon to me, I really am curious.

Like look at the poster for this movie Bully a interesting movie by the way. A perfect example. Does this look like a rap-filled movie? Probably not, but it is.

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