The FCC should crackdown on this

I don't like to see acne commercials during mealtimes.

I'm just sayin...

Don't EVER call me isi!!!

Or I will cut your mother %#!@ -ing throat!

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"An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling."

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You guys know me so well

This was sent to me by my friend Bri. She clearly understands how my brain works. NSFW

Are you trying to tell me something?

So the boyfriend recorded Bulging Brides for me because, according to him, he thought I'd like it. The show is about women who are getting married and want to lose some weight to fit into their wedding gown. Just what exactly, I'd like to know, did he think I'd enjoy about this show? I mean was he trying to send me a message? Was he proposing to me and calling me fat? If so, aww how romantic and I'm going to kick him...hard.

True Love

Yes folks, even Isi, beneath all that bitterness and hatred, has a soft spot. This video warms my heart.




Nice video, but the song..."I hope you had the time of your life". Uh isn't this guy returning from Iraq? I'm not sure picking "Good Riddance" as the background music was such a good choice. Aaah there it is, the familiar taste of scorn. And I'm back.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness (even for strippers)

Some friends and I were discussing strippers today. You know, normal convo. Our discussion had me wondering about the sanitation of stripper poles. I mean you have women gyrating their vajayjays up and down, around and around a metal pole all day. Only a thin piece of fabric keeping their lady parts off that pole. (hello, lycra is not breathable) Plus as those body oils and glitter. And besides being a bacteria infested disease pit, you know that pole smells something awful. *shudders* I don't know how those strippers do it. I really hope someone regularly cleans it. I mean if I was a stripper you best believe I'd be out there with my clorox wipes, sterilizing that pole before each dance.

and no its not an open book exam

Dear Library Trollop,
Its the end of the year and we are all in finals mode so I'm gonna put this in a form you can understand.

Question 1: When approaching a four person table top with one person (me) already seated at the table, where is the proper place for one to sit?

A) Sit next to me
B) Sit across from me
C) Sit diagonal from me
D) Sit on my lap
E) All of the above

Correct answer is...actually its a trick question. The correct answer is, if you don't know me, don't sit at my damn table. I don't care if its a four-top or a ten-top, I sit alone! But if we have to make a selection, the correct answer is clearly C) Sit diagonal from me. Why? Because when I'm sitting here trying to study for my final (or blogging) I don't want to have to see your ugly little mug sitting across from me, peering at me over my laptop. Its creepy and its awkward. I won't even address sitting next to me. That just means you want your brain pissed on. (inside joke)