Dear Library Trollop,
Its the end of the year and we are all in finals mode so I'm gonna put this in a form you can understand.
Question 1: When approaching a four person table top with one person (me) already seated at the table, where is the proper place for one to sit?
A) Sit next to me
B) Sit across from me
C) Sit diagonal from me
D) Sit on my lap
E) All of the above
Correct answer is...actually its a trick question. The correct answer is, if you don't know me, don't sit at my damn table. I don't care if its a four-top or a ten-top, I sit alone! But if we have to make a selection, the correct answer is clearly C) Sit diagonal from me. Why? Because when I'm sitting here trying to study for my final (or blogging) I don't want to have to see your ugly little mug sitting across from me, peering at me over my laptop. Its creepy and its awkward. I won't even address sitting next to me. That just means you want your brain pissed on. (inside joke)
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i would like to add the cafe trollop. this includes today's cafe trollop who apparently scheduled a coffee date with the stoner guy from high school who has become a little cool in college so she can slut her way into his life for the summer by awkwardly laughing so loud it pierces the sounds of the espresso machine. dumb loud 18 year old whore.
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