You go grandma (or not)

This snippet startles me. It hurts me just to watch it.

Link of the day

The Impossible Quiz
Click here, then click "PLAY THIS GAME"

I don't know why I said "link of the day". It's not like I have a link every day. I might have to change the title to link of the moment.

Anyway, if your bored or need something to occupy your time try this. Its the impossible quiz and its awesome. Awesomely hard. I think I stopped around #15, I needed a break. But its fun so just try it, at least twice.

UPDATE: Here is a site containing the answers. Only use it if you get really, really stuck or else that would be cheating. Click here then scroll down and you'll see it.

I'm stuck at #66 now, but I'm gonna stop and study. And then I'll be back with a vengeance. And no I'm not gonna peek at the answers.

The Big House

When I'm rich (notice I said when not if) I will not live in any of these superhuge mansions. Those things are not safe. You know that feeling when you go in your house and its creepy, maybe someone is there. Or you just watched a really scary movie and you hear something or feel a "presence" in the house. Now how are you going to check all 50 of those rooms for demon spirits. By the time you check any one room, they'll be hiding in another.


Plus I just don't think its a good idea to live in a house, where you don't even know if you have roommates or not. For all you know, some random guy could be living in your house for the last 5 months. I mean seriously, how many times do you check the second floor, guest bedroom off the mother in law wing in the north hall. Freaky.

T-shirt folding --- don't ask

I swear YouTube has some of the most random videos. I don't even know what I was looking at, but somehow I stumbled across a video showing you how to quickly and easily fold a T-shirt. I may have to try this method, as I hate ironing and folding. I'm a big fan of removing clothes from the dryer right away so no wrinkles, and I hang the majority of my clothes up, so no folding. I'm so lazy.

This short video shows someone folding the shirt.


This one is a tutorial on how to do it if you are interested.

Is it true love?

You may be thinking "oh I'm really in love", but are you? Consider my theory of love and then you'll know for sure.

Isi's Theory of Love: You are truly in love when your significant other craps themselves and you are completely willing to clean them up.

Now, wait, hold on, I know what you're thinking. "Sick", "Gross", or "That doesn't make any sense" But hear me out. If one of your good friends crapped themselves, you'd probably say "hey man, that sucks" and throw them a towel or something. But if you really and truly love someone you may get queasy but you would pull down their poopy pants and wipe them clean. Why? because you love them. Poop cleaning is not something to be taken lightly and neither is love.

No bitches before lunch

Can you say "bitch" on tv before 4 pm? Wow times have changed. I mean if you're gonna rerun an evening time show at least edit it for the daytime hour.

Best Episode Ever

The list continues...

I love Cheaters. That show is so entertaining. If you aren't watching it you should be. Anyway there are so many great Cheaters episodes to choose from but this is definitely at the top of my list.

Fast Forward to 6:35 and enjoy. Oh yeah and this video is rated M for Mature.

Best Episode Ever

I love T.V. so I've decided to show you clips of the best shows ever. The best episode of any show ever is when Jessie on Saved by the Bell was on drugs, well caffeine pills anyway. I know you remember it. Take a look. FF 20 seconds for the actual scene to start.



And just for fun lets watch the music video they made in that episode.

Quote of the day

We're sitting next to each other, that counts as love.

Who cares? Not my mom

My mom doesn't care about me. You wanna know how I know, fine. Once I was getting ready to go out and I tripped at the top of the stairs and fell all the way down and landed on the tile floor. It was so painful. I lay on the ground crying for a long time. Finally I got up, and I couldn't really walk and my car was a stick so I needed both feet to drive. I was alone so I had no choice and I hopped out of the house on one foot and left. I ended up needing crutches for a week. When I got home that night I told my mom about it, and she said "yeah I know, I was here". WHAT. She was there and she didn't help me. She said "yeah I heard you crying so I knew you were okay." That is the sickest thing I've ever heard.

Reason 2
My mom and I just arrived at our hotel after a flight and I wanted to brush my teeth. So I asked her to pass me the toothpaste and she handed me one of the those travel toothpaste sized tubes. I grabbed it and put it on my toothbrush. I started to brush and I gagged. I looked at the tube and it was hydrocortisone. It was so gross and it was spread all over my teeth and I couldn't get it off (that cream has sticking power). I wanted to call the front desk and order a new toothbrush but mom was like come on we gotta go, gargle and you'll be fine. She totally did not care.

See my mom doesn't care about me. I told you.

Help! Babies wont let me study

So I've been watching videos on YouTube instead of studying. Oh well. Anyway, I've learned that anything can make a baby laugh, from dogs, to crackers, to noises, the list goes on. So, here is my fave baby laughing video. Personally, I think this baby's laugh sounds kinda grown up.

Can you dance like this?

Probably not.

Hey you really have to watch the whole vid, its great, but if not then fast forward to 2:05 and just watch him work it.

Too Much Beyonce?
Uploaded by apartment3b

UPDATE: I totally had to add this video. Apparently Beyonce is the artist of choice these days.

Thats it, I'm old

With my birthday looming I'm feeling like an old fogey. Okay not really, but still. I don't particularly want to get older. So I'm listening to music on iTunes and I found a song I used to like called Caught Up by Ja Rule & Lloyd. I downloaded it, the explicit version as I normally don't prefer edited versions. So I played and ugh I shuddered. Sometime in the last few years I've turned into one of those people who is offended by unedited music. I mean I've heard explicit versions of songs that were completely different songs than the edited ones (like Some Cut). But this song, just a few words were changed and I realized I can't play that in my car. I think I may have to pay 99 more cents to download the edited version. The question is do I like the song that much. Probably not.

Example: Some of the least graphic changes (if you can believe it) in Some Cut

Edited Version:
And I'll follow that thang in the mall
Take you home so we can do it all

Explicit Version:
And I'll follow that ass in the mall
Take you home, let you juggle my balls

I remember I had someone get that song for me. When it started playing, I was singing along, then I heard the graphicness, I almost threw up and crashed my car. Okay that didn't happen, but I was shocked. I never listened to the unedited version ever again. I'm not mentally capable of handling it. It is much too freaking graphic for me. Man, I really am old. I guess I'll start listening to adult contemporary music.

Update: I had to post this Pretty Ricky clip from their concert because it showcases what I'm talking about. I like a few of Pretty Ricky's songs, but I have noticed that many of their lyrics are quite graphic. They are adults but their target audience are pre-teens and teenage girls. Knowing that and seeing this video makes me disgusted.



Interestingly enough I saw this quote in the iTunes review of Pretty Ricky's first album. "Thats how outrageous they are, fitting somewhere between Usher and the Yin Yang Twins at their most lecherous."

F'ing Bastards

Someone keeps stealing my mother f'ing newspaper. Just the Sunday paper, the biggest and best paper of the week. thats the only reason I subscribed to the paper for the Sunday edition. Well I've had it up to here, I don't want to get up at 8 a.m. every Sunday just to prevent theivery. How can I stop this paper theif. I am so pissed right now I have so many crazy ideas running through my head. My top 2 right now are (1) setting up a webcam to catch the theif or (2) taking another Sunday paper and sh*tting in it and leave it for the theif to take to their apartment. When they open their paper, crap falls all over their lap. Ha ha you bastard. I feel no remorse, if you want a Sunday paper pay your own damn dollar fifty. If anyone has any suggestions please let me know by leaving a comment.

The details: The paper is dropped, usually in a bag, with my apartment number on it, inside the locked gate. Only people who live in the building have access so I know its one of my neighbors. 3 Floors with 6 apts per floor. I need a plan.

Oooh I could put itching powder in the paper, or get a bank dye pack that will spurt ink all over the person, leaving them stained.

I hope this isn't illegal.

UPDATE: Plan 3: Use one of those as seen on tv alarms so when the theif takes it out of a bag or picks it up it goes off and I can catch them in the act.

Traffic Lights Gone Mad

I don't know why but I love this video.




Go Green!!!

Reality TV

Gawd I love reality TV. Just when I think people can't get any dumber… they do. Right now I'm watching MTV's Sweet Sixteen and this girl Amberly (figures) needs the perfect dress for her party. So she flies all the way to Paris to find her dream dress. Daddy hires a personal shopper to take them around to all the fancy Parisian stores. Turns out Amberly doesn't like Parisian fashion. Amberly asks the shopper don't you have any "like Americanish stores." The shopper looks at her like I did, no fool this is Paris. Only an idiot would go all the way to Paris to look for American clothes. (Everyone knows for American fashion you go to Wal-Mart) These shows are great for when you're down in the dumps. When you watch them you realize "my God I am so much better than them." Instant mood raiser. Gawd I love reality TV!