Is it true love?

You may be thinking "oh I'm really in love", but are you? Consider my theory of love and then you'll know for sure.

Isi's Theory of Love: You are truly in love when your significant other craps themselves and you are completely willing to clean them up.

Now, wait, hold on, I know what you're thinking. "Sick", "Gross", or "That doesn't make any sense" But hear me out. If one of your good friends crapped themselves, you'd probably say "hey man, that sucks" and throw them a towel or something. But if you really and truly love someone you may get queasy but you would pull down their poopy pants and wipe them clean. Why? because you love them. Poop cleaning is not something to be taken lightly and neither is love.