More dumb ass people in the library

I swear I hate the dumb ass people in this library. I am trying to study in the carrels again, and the people around me have been constantly whispering for the last hour. I wish they would shut up. I don't want to move because this is where I like to study and where I'm comfortable. They should move. The library is a place for quiet study. The occasional question, comment is cool, but flat out having someone explain the entire class to you, NO. Get a damn study room. That's what it is for, people who want to study together and talk. Grrr. I want to just start playing music on my computer out loud and pretend like I don't notice. Or I should just have a phone conversation in a regular tone of voice. God these people are pissing me off. I wish librarians patrolled this library. Mean old lady librarians, who have been around since the beginning of time, and have that old musty book smell about them. They would tell those punks to shut their traps. If they don't shut up soon I will have to channel my inner librarian and ask them to keep it down. Maybe I should just rent them a group study room and throw the key in their faces. Dumb asses.

Baby Got Back!

Warning: This post is for mature audiences only. It is rate N for nudity and G for grossness. This link is NSFW and don't watch it in front of your mother.

This video is just too disturbing not to post.

Shut your damn mouth!

Dammit I'm trying to be responsible. I'm in the library trying to study, when this fool, a few seats away, starts distracting me. All I can hear is his whistly breathing. I can't tune it out. Is his nose stuffed? Are his lungs weak? Whats the deal? No normal person breathes like that. It sounds like wind going through a tunnel. I feel like throwing a pencil at him. Aargh! Great, he just choked on some of his air. Whistly-choke-gag-whistle. Wait, is he snoring? Hold on I'm gonna go check... Ha, discovered it. He is sleeping and whistle-snoring. That choking sound must be his night terrors. Turns out I know him, which is too bad, since I wanted to punch him in the face.

The Landlord

I know I'm late but I'm posting it anyway. Here is Will Ferrell's video The Landlord. I love it.

If the video doesn't work (but it should now) here is a link to it. The Landlord.



Oh and I know I've been posting a lot of vids lately, but I don't have time to be clever now, its study time. But don't worry, after finals I'll get back to my usual "blurbs" of randomness.

Some say, the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice,
I say the darker the flesh and the deeper the roots.

-Tupac Shakur

Tupac is a true poet

You know it makes me unhappy

When brothas make babies, and leave a young mother to be a pappy

And since we all came from a woman

Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman

I wonder why we take from our women

Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?

I think it's time to kill for our women

Time to heal our women, be real to our women

And if we don't we'll have a race of babies

That will hate the ladies, that make the babies

And since a man can't make one

He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one

So will the real men get up

I know you're fed up ladies, but keep your head up

-Tupac Shakur, Keep Ya Head Up

This is from one of my favorite Tupac songs. It is so beautiful. I would've posted all the lyrics but I doubt anyone would read them.

College Hill Spoiler Below

If you read my post about the most violent reality TV fight ever then you may be interested to find out who is going home. It was Vanessa, the girl who hit the wall and then ran after Krystal. Or better yet, Vanessa had the bloody face. After watching the tapes the producers decided Vanessa instigated the fight. I read elsewhere online that she now goes around with bodyguards.

And BET had the nerve to do some lame ass public service announcement after the show. The cast was talking about how fighting was wrong. They had the two girls on a couch but a guy was sitting between them. You could still see they were upset with each other. No one is gonna believe that P.S.A.

This is an inside joke

My Man, My Mansion, My Money

Hey all! If you are a Flavor of Love fan you'll remember "Hottie" from Season 1, always bragging about her fancy lifestyle. And telling the other girls to get out because this was her "man, her mansion, and her money." Well she has made a song about it: My Man, My Mansion, My Money. Click here for a listen. Now released, a sneak preview of her music video.


My Man, My Mansion, My Money, HA. Look at the "high life" she is living. Video's filmed in motel hallways, rubbing herself with $1 and $5 bills, and one wrinkly $100. Hottie, face it, your man is broke.

Pippi always comes out on top

One of my favorite movies as a child was The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking. Best part about the movie was the awesome music. I swear I know most of the words to these songs. Let me share the magic with you...

The opening credits


Scrubbing Day
(for song only fast forward to 2:30)


Running Away (when they are flying their AutoGyro)
(for song only fast forward to 2:25)


Running Away #2 (in the forest and river)


The ending credits
(for song only fast forward to 3:35)

TV theme songs

Some friends and I were reminiscing about TV show theme songs. When we were kids TV shows had actual theme songs. Songs you memorized the words to and loved to sing along with. I bet we still remember all the words. I can't think of one current TV show that has a decent theme song that isn't just a regular song you can hear on the radio played over the opening credits. I assure you, the Family Matters theme never made it to the Billboard Top 40. In honor of TVs true theme songs, I have a gift for you. Remember this...


AND THIS

Things we never need to know

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia is the fear of the number 666.

Hmmm

How do people in nudist colonies ride bikes?

Just Checking

If you didn't watch the "Traffic Lights Gone Mad" video you made a big mistake. So I'm giving you another chance. Don't screw it up this time.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

Warning: The following post contains material that some viewers may find offensive. This post is rated MA - for mature audiences only.

I just saw this video of Akon dancing with a 14 year old girl. This is extremely graphic dancing. In his defense, this was an 18 and up club, so who would expect a 14 year old to be there. She was called up for a "dancing competition."

Read what the girl said afterwards in an interview.

Regardless of her age, that is pretty explicit. But between consenting adults, who am I to judge. If you like it, I love it. But this just reinforces my negative opinion of Akon. I knew he was trouble ever since I heard his song Smack That.

Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.

And possibly bend you over.

Look back and watch me

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore

smack that, oooh.

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore,

smack that, oooh.

I can just imagine some kid somewhere singing this song. Ugh. If I heard my kid sing this, damn right I'd smack that.

Oh yeah and for more Akon, see him "dancing" with Tara Reid, who is another head case.



UPDATE: Look at what I found. Pictures.


What kind of 14 year old dresses like this, and has a tatoo. Where the hell was her dad, the minister, at when she was hoochin it up at the club? She probably told him she was going to Bible Study.

The funniest part, is Akon said the competition was a contest to win a trip to Africa. At the end of the competition he said he was Africa. LOL. This is nuts.

Pictures from triniscene.com via dlisted.com.

Dear Mr. Iscariot,

Et tu Brute?

The Most Violent Reality TV fight ever

Backstory on this fight: College Hill is like Real World, but you go to college at a HBCU (historically Black Colleges & Universities). Well in this season, the college is University of the Virgin Islands, and in the house are 3 Virgin Islanders, and 3 kids from L.A.

The characters: Vanessa - girl in pink; Krystal - the other one

Well, one girl from L.A., Krystal has been bagging on the V.I. culture and how much better Orange County is. The house is segregated V.I. kids versus L.A. kids. A house argument erupts, Krystal makes a comment to Vanessa and Vanessa can't take it anymore, she has reached her breaking point.

Now watch. Watch the whole thing if you can but if you only want the good stuff fast forward to 1:40.

Got Balls!

I remembered an interesting video a friend had shown me in undergrad years ago. The other day I was trying to show it to someone, but I couldn't find it. Well lucky for you, I did. Oh yeah and don't watch while you are eating.

David Beckham nekkid

Is this really him? You decide. Personally I could have lived my whole life without seeing this...

This link is NSFW and don't open it in front of your mother.

D.B. Nekkid as the day he was born
just scroll down

oh my aching head

If you wear big dangly earrings and its windy outside, you WILL get slapped in the head a lot.

Don't take my word for it...

Seriously if you haven't played The Impossible Quiz yet, its not too late. Critics call it game of the year. Don't miss out.

• Roger Ebert calls it "fantastic"
• Siskel says... oh wait is he dead?
• Brina from school says "You should call this the link of the decade - it is that addictive."

Can't argue with the critics so start clicking. A link to the quiz answers is 3 posts down.

Good luck!!!

Happy Birthday to You

I wanna give a birthday shout out
to my good friend

Tennis Cort

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!

I hope you get everything you want for your birthday my dear.

Wait here while I get some plates and forks.

(inside joke ahead) We had a graphic artist sketch this for her birthday. We call it spa day.

Today's Tip

Don't you hate how 2 liter sodas always go flat before you finish them.
Well here is how to make that 2 liter last for a lot longer. After you pour yourself some soda and are ready to put it away,

1. squeeze the bottle so the liquid is pushed almost to the top,
2. hold it tight, then screw the cap on tightly
3. store the bottle upside down

This will keep the soda carbonated, but lets face it, day old 2 liters are never as good as when you first open them.

Oh and while we are giving out tips. Here is a tip to get stains out of clothing: use stain remover.