Prostitution Ponderances

I'm wondering, what do street walkers in Alaska wear? I mean how do johns identify them? They can't be wearing short skirts and tube tops, its freezing out so how do you tell a hooker from a regular pedestrian. And it can't be something super-obvious, like a red "P" on your jacket, because you don't want to tip off the cops.

Test your knowledge

I missed 5! One was a state I had visited, thats a daggone shame. Let's see how well you do.

Name 50 states in 10 minutes. Good luck. And don't forget to tell me how many you get.

Update: Lailah, the modest genius, got all the states with a whopping 7 minutes and 39 seconds left. That definitely deserves an "isi". Congrats!

Its time for the ISIs

Okay folks its that time of year. Awards!!! I'm gonna issue the awards for the best of 2006.
And the isi goes to...

• Best new TV show - Ugly Betty
• the show is so funny, soap-opera-y and and just plain nice

• Best movie I wanted to see, but never did - Rocky Balboa
• I am a huge fan of all the Rockys, well 1-4 anyway, 5 is a disgrace. So I am really excited to see this new incarnation.
  

• Best TV show I never watched but swore I would because I heard it was good - Heroes
• I am going to watch this summer for sure.
  

• Best show I still watch but I don't really like anymore - Nip/Tuck
• I never thought I'd get tired of seeing men's naked butts, but I did.
  

• Best album to listen to while studying - Loreena McKennitt, Book of Secrets
• She is just awesome. check out The Highwayman
  

• Best deodorant - Dove
• Sweet-smelling, soft, and super funk-prevention, need I say more
  

• Ugliest vagina - Paris Hilton (Warning: link NSFW)
• Uh, it looks like a camel
  

• Grossest celeb moment- a 3 way tie between the cooch flashers: (Warning: NSFW) Paris - see above; Britney; Lindsay Lohan
• Just look, its self-explanatory
  

• Best celeb gossip blog - the superficial
• The writer of this blog is freakin'' hilarious. If I was to have a gossip blog it would be just like that.
  

• Best Material - Cotton, the fabric of our lives
• The superb feel, the fit, its magic
  

• Best Commercial - T-Mobile's "Secret Lovers"
  
  
• Weirdest shows I like - Squidbillies and Crayon Shin-Chan
• Talk about disturbing yet intriguing humor
  

• TV show you should be watching but probably aren't due to some oversight on your part - The Closer
• Her accent is reason enough to watch
  

• Oddest book - Running with Scissors
• Good book, yet I pity the author at the same time
  

• Best TV show I'm still watching after multiple seasons - The Shield
• Corrupt cops, guns, sex, violence, uh why aren't you watching?
  

• Best movie- I'm pretty sure I haven't been to the movies all year, its sad really. Actually wait, I saw The Good Shepherd. It didn't make an sense, and I didn't get it, so it doesn't count.
  

• Movie I'm most looking forward to seeing - 28 Weeks Later
• Too bad Cillian Murphy isn't in it, he is hot!
  

• Movie I don't want to see, but I will since everyone will be talking about it forever and I don't want to miss out on all the pop culture references - Spiderman 3.

Congratulations to all the winners. If you're not on the list, better luck next year. Try not to suck so bad next time!

People ≠ Crayons

How come its wrong to call Asian people "yellow" and Native Americans "red" but you can call Caucasians "white" and African-Americans "black"?

That's racist.

There is a reason you have a peephole

This is why I don't let strangers into my house.

Spank yo kids!

See this is why I don't like bad ass kids.

Casper is at it again

Dang, I know all these posts are about the library, but I can't help it, its where I'm living now.

I'm pretty much alone down here. A few people are scattered about but not really anyone within 20 or so feet of me, and yet I keep smelling farts. I keep checking around me, but no one is there. I know its not me, I think I'd notice if air kept escaping my butt. Whoever it is has some serious intestinal issues. That pungent odor just sneaks up my nostrils and punches me in the brain. Someone around here either has a super butt whose farts traverse the universe or there is a ghost who haunts the library at night, farting to torture students. I guess I should thank whoever it is cause I'm definitely not falling asleep anymore.

Marker mustache

If you want a beard, mustache, goatee or whatever, then you should grow one, not, I repeat NOT paint one on. And no painted on hairlines either.