Dang, I know all these posts are about the library, but I can't help it, its where I'm living now.
I'm pretty much alone down here. A few people are scattered about but not really anyone within 20 or so feet of me, and yet I keep smelling farts. I keep checking around me, but no one is there. I know its not me, I think I'd notice if air kept escaping my butt. Whoever it is has some serious intestinal issues. That pungent odor just sneaks up my nostrils and punches me in the brain. Someone around here either has a super butt whose farts traverse the universe or there is a ghost who haunts the library at night, farting to torture students. I guess I should thank whoever it is cause I'm definitely not falling asleep anymore.
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