Its time for the ISIs

Okay folks its that time of year. Awards!!! I'm gonna issue the awards for the best of 2006.
And the isi goes to...

• Best new TV show - Ugly Betty
• the show is so funny, soap-opera-y and and just plain nice

• Best movie I wanted to see, but never did - Rocky Balboa
• I am a huge fan of all the Rockys, well 1-4 anyway, 5 is a disgrace. So I am really excited to see this new incarnation.
  

• Best TV show I never watched but swore I would because I heard it was good - Heroes
• I am going to watch this summer for sure.
  

• Best show I still watch but I don't really like anymore - Nip/Tuck
• I never thought I'd get tired of seeing men's naked butts, but I did.
  

• Best album to listen to while studying - Loreena McKennitt, Book of Secrets
• She is just awesome. check out The Highwayman
  

• Best deodorant - Dove
• Sweet-smelling, soft, and super funk-prevention, need I say more
  

• Ugliest vagina - Paris Hilton (Warning: link NSFW)
• Uh, it looks like a camel
  

• Grossest celeb moment- a 3 way tie between the cooch flashers: (Warning: NSFW) Paris - see above; Britney; Lindsay Lohan
• Just look, its self-explanatory
  

• Best celeb gossip blog - the superficial
• The writer of this blog is freakin'' hilarious. If I was to have a gossip blog it would be just like that.
  

• Best Material - Cotton, the fabric of our lives
• The superb feel, the fit, its magic
  

• Best Commercial - T-Mobile's "Secret Lovers"
  
  
• Weirdest shows I like - Squidbillies and Crayon Shin-Chan
• Talk about disturbing yet intriguing humor
  

• TV show you should be watching but probably aren't due to some oversight on your part - The Closer
• Her accent is reason enough to watch
  

• Oddest book - Running with Scissors
• Good book, yet I pity the author at the same time
  

• Best TV show I'm still watching after multiple seasons - The Shield
• Corrupt cops, guns, sex, violence, uh why aren't you watching?
  

• Best movie- I'm pretty sure I haven't been to the movies all year, its sad really. Actually wait, I saw The Good Shepherd. It didn't make an sense, and I didn't get it, so it doesn't count.
  

• Movie I'm most looking forward to seeing - 28 Weeks Later
• Too bad Cillian Murphy isn't in it, he is hot!
  

• Movie I don't want to see, but I will since everyone will be talking about it forever and I don't want to miss out on all the pop culture references - Spiderman 3.

Congratulations to all the winners. If you're not on the list, better luck next year. Try not to suck so bad next time!