Air Force One

So I was watching Air Force One this weekend and in 2 scenes these guys gave their lives for the President. One a pilot flew his plane in front of the missile so it would blow him up not the President's plane. And another guy jumped in front of the bullet to save the President, he wasn't even Secret Service. Could you do that? Granted I didn't sign up for that type of job but I didn't realize it was the Secretary of whatever's duty to do that. You have to be super devoted. Plus what if you are in the Secret Service assigned to protect Bush and you are a Democrat. You gotta really love the guy or be super dedicated. I realized I will never be a secret service agent. Fuggedaboutit

The following post is for adults only

WATCH OUT!!! Sort of graphic image contained below. Don't open it in front of your mother.

Fruit Basket

Yes, graphic isn't it, well imagine my surprise when that popped up on my screen in class. I could barely contain my laughter. I was just googling images of that show Bananas in Pajamas. I clicked the link, the picture seemed innocent enough. Then kablam, banana weenie.

M&Ms are colorist - yeah I said it

Those freaking theives. Yeah the M&M people, they robbed me. I bought a pack of king size peanut M&Ms from a vending machine, which I had to pay $1.25 for (rip-off). Then I open them and its like a sea of orange M&Ms. Every handful was all orange except 2 or 3. There was only 1 blue and 2 browns. Blue and brown are my favorite flavors. I know there are these RUMORS that all M&M colors taste the same but I don't buy it. Brown was my favorite and when they had people vote on a new color I voted for blue (see I participate in the democratic process). So you can see why I'm pissed. I was robbed of my favorite colors and had to force down those sick oranges. I am so angry. I am going to write them a letter. The back of the wrapper says satisfaction guaranteed or they will replace it. We shall see. Plus one of the oranges looked like it was giving birth to a second deformed M&M. Gross. I won't even go into the time I bought from a vending machine right next to a coffee machine and all the candy was soft.

Isn't he lovely

As many of you know I went on a cruise over break. Well on the last night there was a game called the Quest. I wasn't going to go as the Craps table beckoned me, but my brother and I decided to humor our parents and go. It turned out to be awesome. You formed teams, there must be men and women on both teams and you had to do these tasks the host announced and run up and show him with your team number. Like bring up a piece of fruit, do the splits, a man and woman sharing a men's pair of pants, a man wearing women's shoes, so much stuff it was awesome. One was a man wearing a lady's bra as she would wear it, with no pants and extra points for makeup, a lady's handbag, and ladies shoes. After showing the host the outfits the men had to dance around the room while people put money in their undies. And finally they had a walk off à la Zoolander. My brother was our team rep and here is his clip. (Oh and his friend who happened to be on the cruise posted this video not me.)

New Year's Resolution

A new year, time for new movies. I was going to go see a bunch of movies last year, but somehow it just didn't work out. My new year's resolution is to actually see the movies I want to see, even if I have to go by myself. Who am I kidding I can't go to the movies alone. I'm not emotionally ready for that.

I know I don't want to see Freedom Writers the movie with Hilary Swank as a teacher educating the poor students in urban schools. I am so sick of movies were some white teacher comes in to save the poor minority students from themselves and changing their lives forever. Upchuck. This is just like Dangerous Minds with Michelle Pfeiffer except without a hit song (Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio). As soon as I saw the preview I put it on my no watch list. How come there are no minority teachers saving students. (Yeah there is Stand and Deliver, but that doesn't count) All there is, is 187 with Samuel L. Jackson, and he definitely wasn't saving students. He was too busy killing people.

I kinda want to see Alpha Dog, the Justin Timberlake movie. I didn't want to see it at first but the DMX song in the trailer tricks you. You keep hearing the song, soon you know the words, then you wanna see the movie. But I was saved. I found out that the movie is based on the true story of Jesse James Hollywood and luckily for me I saw one of those tv show thingys about him. Ha now I've saved 8 bucks and don't have to subject myself to seeing JT's skinny white ass acting.

Speaking of skinny white asses, I was on Pink is the New Blog, (love that site) and there was a post about the guy who played Jonathan on Who's the Boss, posting a sex ad online where he shows his junk. Awkward! (if you wanna see the pic you nasty freaks go to Pink and go to the post for Friday January 5, 2007 and click Jonathan a.k.a Danny Pintauro's picture. Be warned. Don't open in front of your grandma.) Update: Due to so many requests I added a direct link. (Ok no requests, but I did it anyway) Warning: You must be 18 or older to click the following 2 links. And they are NSFW: not safe for work. Gross me out 1, Gross me out 2

Oh and I gotta see Children of Men. Looks awesome except the preview says "the BladeRunner for this generation." Too bad I don't know what Bladerunner is.