Tuesday, January 09, 2007
M&Ms are colorist - yeah I said it
Those freaking theives. Yeah the M&M people, they robbed me. I bought a pack of king size peanut M&Ms from a vending machine, which I had to pay $1.25 for (rip-off). Then I open them and its like a sea of orange M&Ms. Every handful was all orange except 2 or 3. There was only 1 blue and 2 browns. Blue and brown are my favorite flavors. I know there are these RUMORS that all M&M colors taste the same but I don't buy it. Brown was my favorite and when they had people vote on a new color I voted for blue (see I participate in the democratic process). So you can see why I'm pissed. I was robbed of my favorite colors and had to force down those sick oranges. I am so angry. I am going to write them a letter. The back of the wrapper says satisfaction guaranteed or they will replace it. We shall see. Plus one of the oranges looked like it was giving birth to a second deformed M&M. Gross. I won't even go into the time I bought from a vending machine right next to a coffee machine and all the candy was soft.
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Okay Isi...I'm choking back the laughter on this one and thank god I didn't read it in class! M&M's giving birth to other M&M's!! I think you got a bag of defects - you know Jelly Belly jelly beans has an entire factory where they send their rejects and then people buy them in their deformed shapes because they think its funny. I think it's a brilliant marketing ploy to get people to buy all the wrinkly screw up jelly beans you would otherwise not profit off of...Who am I kidding. I have wanted to go to that deformed jelly belly jelly bean factory my entire life...(sigh)
P.S.
That freaking mischievious and deviant banana man's weenie kept flying around the page and then I looked at it and it was like one big erejction and I screamed, and thank god its over. Can that banana man see me???
LOL the Jelly Belly Factory is so much fun. A group of us went to the beer factory first. Across the street and then headed to the Jelly Belly Factory. Best jelly beans on Earth. But DAMN did you write them? They usually will compensate you with some coupons or other. They're pretty good about that.
Damn I'm still cracking. But I agree they do taste different. The chocolate ones are my fav ones.
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